"I Am Legend," Not Legendary

Yes, to all my fellow friends, happy new year! It's been a long vacation but I'm back!

Now, for starters, we're going to review the new Will Smith remake, I Am Legend.

Now, be honest, if you've seen it, did you like it? First of all, it's only an hour and a half. There's no story, except a man desperate for a companion. And he's completely alone. How boring is that? Very!

Next, there are vampires abound! Did the effects people for this movie suck, or were they doing it with their eyes closed! The vampires appear to be floating off the screen, as if they are not of the movie at all. They seem relatively flat. I've seen better.

Also, Will Smith in the movie eventually finds other people. And what does he do? He kills himself in the process of saving them. Why? Because he's depressed about the death of his dog. Actually, the dog, Samantha, is the best actress in this movie. Everything seems to be just there, without sanity nor reason.

Another is his companion being called by God? Whoa, your horses. Can't they make another story telling how she got the info regarding a village of people unaffected by the virus? Or maybe she's just lying! This loophole reeks as a result of the strike of the scriptwriters of America.

Ok, so you wanna watch it?

I thought so, too.

If you're dumb, go ahead. You'll like it: it''s basically mindless. Perfect for retards.

Oops! I saw it, too. Yuck.