Are you ready for Hostel 2?

Yes the first installment a few yeas ago was incredibly gruesome! I wasn't able to eat pizza for a day. The story starts with a group of student tourists out in Europe. They go into some eerie city lured by promises of forbidden sex. And what do they get? Hell. And then some. THey're abducted. And worse, they're killed off. One by one.

That's for part one alone.

Can you take this second installment and live to see the living daylights? I dare you watch it. And believe.

I will not go to Europe for a vacation anymore!

New Mr. Bean Movie in 10 Years!

Yes! If you miss the lovable but totally weird Mr. Bean, then you're in for a treat!

Yes he's back. Still funny as ever. Rowan Atkinson is here to make you stupider, and happier at the same time. The story starts with Mr. Bean wanting to have a perfect vacation. At any cost.

This is where the fun starts. You know his knack for accidentally getting into trouble. Oh yes he gets into trouble at every turn. Believe me!

And the funnier part of this is, he gets to have his misadventures presented at the Cannes Film Festival! Don't worry guys. This only happens in the movie. But make no mistake, how he gets to be in Cannes is a real rib-tickler.

So grab some popcorn and buy your tickets! If you have problems, you'll forget them. This endorsement does not apply to money problems. Watch it!

Zodiac Now In Theaters!

The Zodiac stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo based on the true story of the Zodiac serial killer from the 60's to the 70's. Based on the book by Robert Graysmith, it is director David Fincher's first venture into true crime, in contrast to his other films such as Se7en and the Fight Club.

God it was boring!

I'm a big fan of David Fincher, especially with his cult movies like The Game and Fight Club. But ever since he did The Panic Room, he became kind of different. A bit odd, though I'm still a big fan of Jodie Foster as well. The movie shows our three heroes involved in directly and indirectly pinpointing the real serial killer of such gruesome crimes. The killer, however, gets away at every turn, so it keeps the viewer guessing at every turn. The movie is 3 hours long, and very slow. I think it would have been better if it was edited to only 2 hours. Too slow, even for me.

If you're a big fan of David Fincher, this is for you. But if not, try to act a little less disappointed when you get up from your sleep, I mean your seat.

Fantastic Four 2 Out by June 13!

Ok! But don't forget to check your local movie houses for the correct time and day!

The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is gonna be hot! It features the prologue to the much-awaited movie event, the coming of Galactus! We're just not sure if they're gonna adopt the classic Galactus done by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby or the Ultimate one. Stan Lee's world devourer version is a giant who siphons off energy from planets, leaving them dry and dead. The modern Ultimate Galactus is actually a consciousness in the form of a space armada, kinda like the swarm that you saw over at the Matrix Trilogy. Me, I go for the classic version, 'cause it's much cooler!

SIlver Surfer's gonna be a blast! The wedding is gonna be called off for the meantime. But for how long? Watch the movie. I don't wanna give away the ending. Not just yet!

Pirates of The Caribean Out May 24!

Yes! For everyone who's excited about the trilogy made famous by Johnny Depp's character, Captain Jack Sparrow, don't fret anymore. It's here!

Actually I'm more excited by the addition of Chow Yun Fat, my favorite actor even during his Hong Kong days. So Jack's alive, what else is new? Well, they're promising that this may not be the end of the franchise. Yes, there's a big possibility that there may be a part four on the works. Keep your hopes high, 'cause the cast is also eager to make another installment. So it's not a trilogy anymore. Big deal! I still want it!

Chills! Suspense! Kiera Knightley! For you, girls, there's Orlando Bloom! What more could you ask for?

Shrek The Third Out!

Yeah you heard it right! Shrek The Third's out and maybe you're wondering now if you're gonna watch it or not. My friend who hasn't seen the first two installments found it funny but found the story a bit confusing. My suggestion is to watch the first two movies, you moron.

The story is always, a bit obscure. But, I mean really but, it's actually funny. Although some of you may find some parts of it slow and boring, it can still brighten your day a little bit. Just don't expect a deep story. If you want something like that, watch American Idol.

And yes, Shrek's a father. Of three!

28 Weeks Later Really Scary!

Oh, have you seen the first one,28 Days Later? That was awesome! How about the sequel that's out in theaters, 28 Weeks Later? This one is totally scary. I mean it. I was jumping out of my seat. Literally.

The story begins with survivors being cordoned off to a quarantined area managed by the military. But it turns out a survivor, immune to the virus, is brought into the quarantined area. You can simply guess that everything goes awry when this person is brought in. And suddenly almost everyone is infected! Zombies galore!

How's that for a nervous breakdown? And wait if they find a cure! This movie's so bizarre it's gonna rock your world!

Don't eat anything before the movie. You're sure to puke it out! Take this warning seriously...

Who's the New Hulk?

Better believe it. There's gonna be a sequel to the movie, The Hulk! And Eric Bana's not gonna be there.

For real!

So who's gonna be the new Bruce Banner? Hey! Welcome aboard Edward Norton as the psychotic Hulk! If you don't know him, try seeing the movies Fight Club, Primal Fear and American History X! If you think he's not cool, I'm pretty sure you suck! 'Cause Edward Norton rocks!

New Justice League Team! Are You Happy?

If you've read issue no. 7 of the Justice League of America, you might be a tad surprised. The story arc begins with Superman, Batman and Wonderwoman selecting members. And at the end of the story arc, they just choose who's around them when an incident occured. Among the new members are:

Superman!

Batman!

Wonder Woman! ( Why am I not surprised?)

Black Canary!

Vixen! (She's cool. You can keep her.)

Red Tornado!

Black Lightning!

Green Lantern!

Hawkgirl!

And Arsenal! Huh? Who's that? Make him cool all you want, but Green Arrow is still cooler. Who decided to substitute Green Arrow with the former Speedy? Hope you kill him quick!

Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man!

Ypu heard it right here. Robert is the new Iron Man in the movie coming out this 2008! Also in the movie are award-nominated Terence Howard and Jeff Bridges, wrapped up with award-winner Gwyneth Paltrow! How's that for an all star cast? Superb!

They previewed the movie version of the armor already in marvel.com if you want to see it first. But rumors abound that it's not the final version, but a beta version for teaser purposes only. So if you think it's ugly, it's ok 'cause I totally agree with you. But it's not final, so you better pray they come up with a better one.

Keep it posted here for further details!

World War Hulk!

After the events of the epic Civil War, Marvel is proud to present the new heart-pounding story arc of Bruce Banner. Yes, he's back. He was absent throughout the Civil War because Reed Richards and company exiled him to another planet, inhabited by gladiator citizens as strong as the Hulk!

After a lot of hardships, Hulk becomes the emperor of this world, and even chooses a mate. But he loses everything again!

And now he's really mad! Mad as in Mad Mad!

What do you do when you lose everything? Vengeance comes to mind. And it's Hulk versus the whole Marvel universe. So you know it's gonna be really good!