Transformers The Movie! Are You Ready To Roll?

Everyone's anticipating Transformers! It's got fans ranging from five to sixty-five years old! The Transformers is actually a franchise of Hasbro Incorporated, which manufactured the toys in the first place. It was made into a comic book and then into a cartoon series, and onto a cartoon movie. It was a smash!

Now everyone's excited again bacause it's got a huge fan following, from the older generation fans of the old cartoons, to the new collectors of the recent toy series. It's still hot!

Add Michael Bay, the director of such films like The Island and Bad Boys II. Add Steven Spielberg as producer! Add a new toy line! Add spectacular effects! Add popcorn! What do you get? One hell of a movie!

Better have your seats reserved! You might regret not seeing it first!

All you Autobots and Decepticon lovers out there! Transform!

No Vacancy! Soon In Theaters!

I for one am excited about the movie No Vacancy. You know why? Why, it stars Kate Beckinsale. Kate alone in a movie can secd me to Kingdom Come for all I care.

It's a suspense flick. And I'm sure it's gonna scasre the hell out of me. I like scary movies.

If this movie can literally make me stand in fright, then I'm in for the ride!

My posse says it's cool. They dig it! I dig it! Reserve your tickets. There might be No Vacancy!

Pun intended!

Next: A Smash Movie!

I like Next, first of all, because of the director, Lee Tamahori. He's very good in action scenes. I know he hasn't made his hallmark film yet, but he's getting there.

Second, is because of its star power. Nicholas Cage, Jessica Biel, and Julianne Moore are powerhouses. It's not a guarantee that the movie's gonna be good, but it could be.

Third, is because of Philip K. Dick. No, he's not a supporting actor. He's the writer of the Golden Man. It's the basis of this new movie. And I definitely loved the novel. And then I saw it. The movie was marvelous. It's a blast.

You better see it Next! You won't be sorry.

Are you ready for Hostel 2?

Yes the first installment a few yeas ago was incredibly gruesome! I wasn't able to eat pizza for a day. The story starts with a group of student tourists out in Europe. They go into some eerie city lured by promises of forbidden sex. And what do they get? Hell. And then some. THey're abducted. And worse, they're killed off. One by one.

That's for part one alone.

Can you take this second installment and live to see the living daylights? I dare you watch it. And believe.

I will not go to Europe for a vacation anymore!

New Mr. Bean Movie in 10 Years!

Yes! If you miss the lovable but totally weird Mr. Bean, then you're in for a treat!

Yes he's back. Still funny as ever. Rowan Atkinson is here to make you stupider, and happier at the same time. The story starts with Mr. Bean wanting to have a perfect vacation. At any cost.

This is where the fun starts. You know his knack for accidentally getting into trouble. Oh yes he gets into trouble at every turn. Believe me!

And the funnier part of this is, he gets to have his misadventures presented at the Cannes Film Festival! Don't worry guys. This only happens in the movie. But make no mistake, how he gets to be in Cannes is a real rib-tickler.

So grab some popcorn and buy your tickets! If you have problems, you'll forget them. This endorsement does not apply to money problems. Watch it!