Friday, January 18, 2008

Dragon Wars A Better Non-Hollywood Adventure!

The Dragon Wars movie is totally produced by a Korean company. Based on a legend of giant snakes, good and bad, fighting to become a celestial dragon every 500 years, has incredible effects. Although still not at par with other Hollywood biggies, it's a good alternative. Still, it casts virtually unknown Americans, the real stars are the giant snakes and hordes of winged lizards and virtual monsters.

It's surprisingly good, with humor injected into the movie, but the story's just shallow. Still, if you wanna just go wow for effects, this is the movie for you.

Still in selected theaters worldwide! Enjoy!

National Treasure 2 A Hit!

Yes! You can check the lines of droves going to theaters! And no one would disagree. It's better than the original, and till you see the ending. What is page 47 of the Book of Secrets? Well, that won't be revealed, 'cause there would another sequel. that's right! You heard it right here!

Well, part 2 is really big! How in the world would you find a hidden city of gold? That's the quest for this movie: finding it!

Just one question for those who have seen it: how did they prove their ancestor's innocence? I found that part a little too vague. But the stunts and the effects will keep you craving for more!

Bring popcorn!

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

"I Am Legend," Not Legendary

Yes, to all my fellow friends, happy new year! It's been a long vacation but I'm back!

Now, for starters, we're going to review the new Will Smith remake, I Am Legend.

Now, be honest, if you've seen it, did you like it? First of all, it's only an hour and a half. There's no story, except a man desperate for a companion. And he's completely alone. How boring is that? Very!

Next, there are vampires abound! Did the effects people for this movie suck, or were they doing it with their eyes closed! The vampires appear to be floating off the screen, as if they are not of the movie at all. They seem relatively flat. I've seen better.

Also, Will Smith in the movie eventually finds other people. And what does he do? He kills himself in the process of saving them. Why? Because he's depressed about the death of his dog. Actually, the dog, Samantha, is the best actress in this movie. Everything seems to be just there, without sanity nor reason.

Another is his companion being called by God? Whoa, your horses. Can't they make another story telling how she got the info regarding a village of people unaffected by the virus? Or maybe she's just lying! This loophole reeks as a result of the strike of the scriptwriters of America.

Ok, so you wanna watch it?

I thought so, too.

If you're dumb, go ahead. You'll like it: it''s basically mindless. Perfect for retards.

Oops! I saw it, too. Yuck.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Over Underdog!

I really can't seem to put my finger into this movie! I'm sorry, DIsney, but this one just isn't worth the wait.

To put things into perspective, Underdog is only a remake of the sixties radio series. I don't know with you guys, but if a character ain't popular and didn't survive the test of time, then probably it is a bad idea. Oh! But to make it into a movie? Now that's worse!

Well, it's for kids. That's your excuse. Excuse me too as I go to the next cinema house!

Brave Enough To Be The Brave One?

Yes! Jodie Foster has a new film! I've always been a fan of her since Taxi Driver, and I've always expected her to be choosy with her projects.

She and her boyfriend were attacked by street thugs. Unfortunately, her boyfriend dies. She avenges him by little acts, being in the streets, killing off thugs one by one. Is she right? Is she wrong?

Are you brave enough to watch this movie? It poses a serious question as to what would you do i it ever happened to you?

A strong performance! Watch it!