Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Sharon Carter Kills Captain America!

Yes, Cap is dead. Shot to death by Sharon Carter, a former fling.

Read Captain America no. 25 and weep over Cap's demise. He represented the hero in all of us. But I'm pretty sure he'll be back soon, if not someday. Just like Thor! He hasn't been back yet! Hu hu hu!

First printing of this epic story is already sold out. A second printing's good enough. But if you're a collector get ready to dish out 15 dollars for the first printing. Not to mention the variant cover. Ouch!

So bow down your heads and pray Cap returns soon.

Pirates of the Carribean 3 Coming This May!

That's right. So go right ahead and watch your two previous dvd copies of this franchise and enjoy! If you're a fan of Chow Yun Fat like I am, then surprise! He's also in the movie! As a pirate too of course! And he appears bald.

The same gang is there: Johnny Depp with Geoffrey Rush, Kiera Knightley and Orlando Bloom, the only one not nominated by the Academy so far. But we all have to agree that he's great! Good thing he doesn't play an elf anymore!

So see you in the cinemas!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Ocean's 13: No More, Please!

If you liked Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, you are either a dork without a social life or just a plain moron. Are you out of your mind? They're fooling you! If you just like plain star power with actors such as George Clooney, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt then watch this. But if you're after a movie with a solid plot, then please spare yourself the suffering and watch another. These movies suck. Now they have the third installment. The producers are demented!
Ok, if you really like this movie, I challenge you to defend it. What's so good about it? Send me your comments. And if you're able to convince me, then you'll have my condolences. My god. If you like this sucky movie, then you suck, too.
The third movie promises to be a gem! Yeah, right!

Dark Knight Movie in the Works!

Yes, this will be the sequel to the smash movie Batman Begins. Christian Bale returns as the Batman. But wait! Who's the villain. Oh, it's Heath Ledger, star of Brokeback Mountain. And no, he won't be playing a homo cowboy again. This time he becomes the Joker! Get a laugh!

Heath Ledger as the villain Joker will be awesome. He's a capable actor, even academy-nominated! So if you think Bale can act, then watch out for Heath! He rocks! As in the movie, A Knight's Tale!

No pun intended!

Villain in Spider-Man 3 is Venom!

Oh right. You've seen the trailer and you think it's Sandman or the new Goblin that's the lead villain. You're dead wrong. It's Venom!
If you don't know Venom, you're in for a deep shock. Venom is an alien symbiote that first bonded to Peter Parker, granting him the black costume with additional powers. You'll see this in the movie. The question is if they'll use the same story with the movie. All we know is that Topher Grace will be playing Eddie Brock, who ultimately gets bonded with the black costume, turning him into Venom.
Excited? Well, then get ready. It's only a few weeks away...